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    Scott Adams quote. You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway

    You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway

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    Scott Adams quote. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant

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    Scott Adams quote. Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

    Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

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    Scott Adams quote. If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

    If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

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